Oregon Country Fair 2006

Welcome to the 2006 Oregon County Fair. Please keep both hands inside the moving tram at all times. Do not jump, slide, squiggle or otherwise attempt to release your earth tethered body from the tram. Do not laugh at the hippies, goths, yuppies, guppies or any such group visible during the ride. Do not taunt the happy fun ball. Hold your nose when the overhead b.o. red light flips on. You may be tempted to drum along with the fantastic tribal beats heard along the route but please refrain from drumming on the head of the person sitting directly in front of you. Remember, you are the person in front of the person seated behind yourself! Be kind to the animals. If you are hungry as a result from the billowing clouds of special smoke drifting around the park, there will be time to stop for vegan delights at the end of the ride. No littering- and this applies to the very clothes you are wearing. If the spirit moves you, please wait until the tram has come to a complete stop before quickly exiting the ride and puking or pooping your brains out.

Thanks for coming to the fair and enjoy your stay!

(Photos will follow all week long. One a day so no one overdoses on hippie goodness!)